Panel 1
Tony: Why are you fighting me so hard on this? I thought we were besties!
Dave: I literally tried to shoot you once, and then launched a nuclear missile AT YOU.
Tony: That’s what I’m talking about! Besties!
Panel 2
Dave: Look, evil’s just not my THING, man. I tried it on. It was fun, but ultimately, it’s just not me. I’m a computer engineer, and a gamer, and that’s FINE with me.
Tony: But we used to have such FUN when we were terrorizing the world!
Panel 3
Dave: Dude, things were TOTALLY different then! We weren’t altering the structure of the universe or claiming to be GODS… we would time travel to eat discontinued cereal and visit alternate dimensions to shop for video games.
Dave: NORMAL stuff!
Panel 4
Tony: You do realize…
Dave: YES, I REALIZED HOW DUMB THAT SOUNDED AS I WAS SAYING IT, THANK YOU.
Tony: Why are you fighting me so hard on this? I thought we were besties!
Dave: I literally tried to shoot you once, and then launched a nuclear missile AT YOU.
Tony: That’s what I’m talking about! Besties!
Panel 2
Dave: Look, evil’s just not my THING, man. I tried it on. It was fun, but ultimately, it’s just not me. I’m a computer engineer, and a gamer, and that’s FINE with me.
Tony: But we used to have such FUN when we were terrorizing the world!
Panel 3
Dave: Dude, things were TOTALLY different then! We weren’t altering the structure of the universe or claiming to be GODS… we would time travel to eat discontinued cereal and visit alternate dimensions to shop for video games.
Dave: NORMAL stuff!
Panel 4
Tony: You do realize…
Dave: YES, I REALIZED HOW DUMB THAT SOUNDED AS I WAS SAYING IT, THANK YOU.