Panel 1
PAL: You have an incoming call from… uh, “Lord High Flansaas, Scourge of the Living, Bane of the Undead, Master of…”
Dave: UGH. It’s fine, just put it on screen.
Panel 2
Dave: What do you want, Tony?
Tony: Dave! Come downstairs… I have MINIONING that needs doing.
Dave: We have been over this, I am not your minion. I am, at best, your henchman.
Panel 3
Tony: Well I need SOMEONE to assist me. Care to moonlight as a minion?
Dave: Get Mae to help you.
Tony: Nah, she’s really more of a sidekick.
Panel 4
Dave: If I come down to the lair and help you, can we stop obsessing over semantics?
Tony: Oooh! What about “Hired Goon”? That could be fun, right?
Dave: OH MY GOD I’M COMING DOWN JUST SHUT UP.
PAL: You have an incoming call from… uh, “Lord High Flansaas, Scourge of the Living, Bane of the Undead, Master of…”
Dave: UGH. It’s fine, just put it on screen.
Panel 2
Dave: What do you want, Tony?
Tony: Dave! Come downstairs… I have MINIONING that needs doing.
Dave: We have been over this, I am not your minion. I am, at best, your henchman.
Panel 3
Tony: Well I need SOMEONE to assist me. Care to moonlight as a minion?
Dave: Get Mae to help you.
Tony: Nah, she’s really more of a sidekick.
Panel 4
Dave: If I come down to the lair and help you, can we stop obsessing over semantics?
Tony: Oooh! What about “Hired Goon”? That could be fun, right?
Dave: OH MY GOD I’M COMING DOWN JUST SHUT UP.