July 19, 2021

Monday, Jul 19, 2021

July 2021


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Panel 1
Mae: Oh my god! I just realized - after today, you’ll no longer be able to threaten me with a nut-shot! I’ll be free of that threat!
Liz: Oh crap - I hadn’t even thought of that.

Panel 2
Liz: I think you have a responsibility here - you need to give me one final farewell kick to the balls.
Mae: What?! No- I…
Liz: MAE. You owe them this much. Sending them off without one last ballseye just seems disrespectful.

Panel 3
Mae: ...listen. I know you’re just joking with me here, but there is a weird sort of logic to what you’re saying here. So as long as you keep it within reason… tonight, you get one free shot.
Liz: Within reason? Hell no - this is their grand finale. I’m going to give you the MOTHER of all huevos rancheros.

Panel 4
Mae: I feel like massive testicular trauma might disqualify me from surgery...
Liz: Nah, they’re takin’ them out anyway! It’s not like they need to be in one piece for that, right?