Panel 1
Greg: Okay, I think it’s officially time to start talking names.
Liz: Sounds good! Got any suggestions?

Panel 2
Greg: So… I was thinking “James”...
Liz: James? JAMES? You seriously want to name our kid James Dean? You don’t think that’s maybe setting him up for an entire life of being teased?

Panel 3
Greg: Wait, I…
Liz: And let’s not forget that people will ALMOST CERTAINLY call him “Jimmy”, so then he’d have kids making sausage jokes all the time!
Greg: Hold up! You didn’t let me finish!

Panel 4
Greg: James TIBERIUS…
Liz: OH MY GOD.