November 8, 2018

Thursday, Nov 8, 2018

November 2018


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Panel 1
Greg: Okay, I need to figure this out: What EXACTLY does it mean for something to “suck ass”?
Liz: Oh joy, one of these conversations.

Panel 2
Greg: The more you think about it, the weirder it gets. The first impression is like, involving a buttcheek, but that’s more along the lines of sucking ON an ass, don’t you think? And if so, what weird series of events led to that idiom coming about?
Liz: This doesn’t exactly keep me up at night.

Panel 3
Greg: You joke, but etymology is important! I need to know the exact origin of this phrase, because it colors how I use it in the future! In what WAY is the ass sucked? Are utensils needed? Is there a PURPOSE to the sucking?

Panel 4
Greg: Clearly we need a series of controlled experiments to determine how an ass can be sucked and why.
Liz: You go suck ass however you want, just leave me out of it.