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Greg: Hey, just so you know, I threw out all that romaine lettuce you bought.

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Greg: I realize you’re trying to kill me and whatnot, but you’ll have to try a little harder than by poisoning me with LETTUCE.

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Liz: The recall didn’t even come out until a few days after I bought it. How was I supposed to know it was going to have e.coli?

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Greg: Wait… what recall?