Dave: Jeez, dude... you don’t look so hot. You’re not getting a cold, are you?
Greg: Nah, it’s just allergies.
Greg: It’s weird, I had them really bad when we were living in Texas, A.K.A. “The Pollen State”, but they all but disappeared when we came back.
Dave: I suppose that makes sense... you exposed yourself to the mother lode of allergens for a year, so naturally your immune system would laugh at our wimpy pollen. Except now it’s gotten complacent, see... so it’s getting its ass handed to it.
Greg: So clearly I just need to move back to Texas every few years to help build up my resistance.
Dave: Absolutely. Well, I mean, or you could just take some Zyrtec, but don’t let me stop you.
Greg: Nah, it’s just allergies.
Greg: It’s weird, I had them really bad when we were living in Texas, A.K.A. “The Pollen State”, but they all but disappeared when we came back.
Dave: I suppose that makes sense... you exposed yourself to the mother lode of allergens for a year, so naturally your immune system would laugh at our wimpy pollen. Except now it’s gotten complacent, see... so it’s getting its ass handed to it.
Greg: So clearly I just need to move back to Texas every few years to help build up my resistance.
Dave: Absolutely. Well, I mean, or you could just take some Zyrtec, but don’t let me stop you.