Narration: Parenthood isn’t for everyone, I’ll be the first to admit that.

Narration: A lot of people seem to think, though, that they’re not ready to be a parent until they reach some kind of life milestone, or until they’re a certain age. In my experience, those kinds of things don’t really do anything to prepare you.

Narration: There is, however, one surefire way to get yourself ready for the big leagues.

Greg: Harper! Stop licking the coffee table!
Narration: Repeat that sentence often enough that it no longer sounds strange to you.