Panel 1
Mae: Hey Tony! You want to come join us for a household thanksgiving since we can’t visit our families this year?
Tony: Sure! You know I can’t resist a good meal!
Panel 2
Mae: I’ve… honestly never heard you express that sentiment bef-
Tony! OOH! Instead of Turkey, we can cook up my DangerFowl!
Panel 3
Mae: Yes, by all means, let’s eat something with the word “Danger” in it.
Tony: No, it’s nothing like that. I’ve created a genetic hybrid of as many endangered bird species as I could! There’s a little California Condor, some Bald Eagle, Giant Ibis… I even went back in time and sampled some Dodo! It’s the most ethically dubious bird you could eat!
Panel 4
Mae: How does it taste, though?
Tony: Completely indistinguishable from Turkey.
Mae: Hey Tony! You want to come join us for a household thanksgiving since we can’t visit our families this year?
Tony: Sure! You know I can’t resist a good meal!
Panel 2
Mae: I’ve… honestly never heard you express that sentiment bef-
Tony! OOH! Instead of Turkey, we can cook up my DangerFowl!
Panel 3
Mae: Yes, by all means, let’s eat something with the word “Danger” in it.
Tony: No, it’s nothing like that. I’ve created a genetic hybrid of as many endangered bird species as I could! There’s a little California Condor, some Bald Eagle, Giant Ibis… I even went back in time and sampled some Dodo! It’s the most ethically dubious bird you could eat!
Panel 4
Mae: How does it taste, though?
Tony: Completely indistinguishable from Turkey.