Panel 1
Liz: Okay, and right here we have... 45 inches.
Mae: Thanks for the help - I could never have gotten the proper measurements on my own.

Panel 2
Liz: Of course, sweetheart! I’m happy to help.
Liz: Now, let’s see… we subtract the band size from the bustline, which means you are a… 42C.

Panel 3
Both look incredulously at Mae’s boobs

Panel 4
Mae: The fuck I am.
Liz: The fuck you are.