Panel 1
Greg: “The First” makes me irrationally angry.
Dave: I don’t think that’s unfair.
Panel 2
Greg: How do you take the creator of “House of Cards”, SEAN PENN, and a story about the first manned mission to Mars, and make it THAT goddamned boring?
Panel 3
Greg: I mean, the last episode starts with a FOUR MINUTE scene that’s nothing but the sound of a payphone coin return flipping, flash cuts of rocket launches and landscapes, and then thirty full seconds of a sunset.
Greg: And this is after enduring SEVEN EPISODES of Sean Penn looking sad while preparing to GO TO FUCKING MARS.
Panel 4
Greg: Mark Watney spent almost 2 years alone on Mars in “The Martian”, and I’m fairly sure at NO point was he as bored as I was watching this show.
Dave: And yet you watched the entire thing.
Greg: I mean… it’s a show about Mars, Dave.
Greg: “The First” makes me irrationally angry.
Dave: I don’t think that’s unfair.
Panel 2
Greg: How do you take the creator of “House of Cards”, SEAN PENN, and a story about the first manned mission to Mars, and make it THAT goddamned boring?
Panel 3
Greg: I mean, the last episode starts with a FOUR MINUTE scene that’s nothing but the sound of a payphone coin return flipping, flash cuts of rocket launches and landscapes, and then thirty full seconds of a sunset.
Greg: And this is after enduring SEVEN EPISODES of Sean Penn looking sad while preparing to GO TO FUCKING MARS.
Panel 4
Greg: Mark Watney spent almost 2 years alone on Mars in “The Martian”, and I’m fairly sure at NO point was he as bored as I was watching this show.
Dave: And yet you watched the entire thing.
Greg: I mean… it’s a show about Mars, Dave.