Cliff: NO. NO WAY. The very fact that they are even CONSIDERING Ryan Gosling for the new Batman is offensive.
Greg: What’s wrong with Ryan Gosling?

Cliff: Where do I even start? For one, he’s BLONDE. Bruce Wayne is NOT blonde!
Greg: Unless you’re counting Val Kilmer’s Wayne. Which you shouldn’t, but the point stands.

Cliff: He’s a PRETTY BOY!
Greg: Right, ‘cause George Clooney and Christian Bale are SO hard on the eyes.

Cliff: But... he’s... it’s RYAN GOSLING, Greg! He’s the enemy! Why are you defending the enemy?!
Greg: BECAUSE HE IS DREAMY, CLIFF. SO VERY DREAMY.