September 4, 2020

Friday, Sep 4, 2020

September 2020


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Panel 1
Liz: Ooooh! I like it!

Panel 2
Greg: So I know we talked about going to buy a crib and some other furniture for the nursery, but I’ve decided to change plans a little bit and just die of exhaustion here where I sit.
Liz: Oh. Well that’s unfortunate.

Panel 3
Greg: Yeah, but I thought about it at length, and I just don’t think I’m ever going to have the energy to move my limbs again, so I’m pretty much stuck here on the floor.
Liz: Can’t be helped, I guess.

Panel 4
Greg: I’ll also be stuck to the wall, since I’m pretty sure I leaned up against wet paint.
Liz: Oh, you absolutely did. It’s gonna be a mess.
Greg: The coroner can take care of it. Tip them well.