September 11, 2020

Friday, Sep 11, 2020

September 2020


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Panel 1
Greg: So like… I know you’re not responsible for the fires and whatnot, but… I mean, the WHOLE damn state is on fire. Don’t you have the technology to help with that?
Tony: Of course I do.

Panel 2
Greg: Oh, well then-
Tony: But I’m not going to USE IT, of course.
Greg: WHAT.

Panel 3
Tony: Listen, it is NOT my job to get mankind out of every mess it gets itself into. Natural disasters or not, If I fix this problem, people are JUST going to keep wanting more and more. One day you’re putting out a forest fire, the next they want you to cure cancer or something.
Tony: I’m not mankind’s savior.

Panel 4
Greg: You LITERALLY declared yourself a god to the ENTIRE WORLD!
Tony: And what kind of god would I be if I provided any tangible benefit whatsoever?! That’s just not how it’s DONE!