March 18, 2019

Monday, Mar 18, 2019

March 2019


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Panel 1
Greg: Hey sweetie! I’m back!
Liz: Wow, it’s early… I thought you’d be out longer.

Panel 2
Greg: Nah, they woke me up and kicked me out at 6.
Liz: Odd - you’d think they’d want as much data as they could get.

Panel 3
Greg: Oh, they got plenty of data. Apparently I spent most of my time in level 2 sleep, which is about the same as you get from a catnap.
Liz: Good lord.

Panel 4
Greg: It’s apparently a miracle I’m still alive.
Liz: You mean it’s a miracle I haven’t killed you yet.
Greg: No, that’s what they said. It would seem I snored loud enough to wake up other sleep study participants. They’re actually concerned you might have hearing loss.