August 16, 2021

Monday, Aug 16, 2021

August 2021


Privacy Policy

We use third-party advertising companies to serve ads when you visit our Web site. These companies may use aggregated information (not including your name, address, email address or telephone number) about your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having this information used by these companies, click here.

Panel 1
*Liz walks to the refrigerator*

Panel 2
Liz: What the hell?
Tony: What the- ...Liz?

Panel 3
Tony: That’s odd - I was reconfiguring the targeting software for the dimensional door, and it looks like it may have just randomly targeted any door in the target vicinity.
Liz: Fascinating. Any way I could get access to the fridge so I could get a soda?
Tony: Unfortunately, the inside of your fridge is currently in a dimensional void, devoid of any connection to our quantum layer.

Panel 4
Liz: What if you just… you know, turned the dimensional door off?
Tony: Well sure, that would work, but as solutions go it seems a bit on the nose. It lacks panache!
Liz: Panache is overrated, and I’m thirsty.