…and, well, you know – same goes to all the other holidays being celebrated around this time. Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Canuck Christmas, (It’s like American Christmas, only their Santa Claus wears ice hockey skates) Boxing Day ,(I know it’s the day after today and all, but it’s still just bizarre enough of a holiday name to include here. Also, I’m jealous. A whole holiday dedicated to prices so low, they’re insane. Fantastic.) Unification Day (Shiny), Samuel L. Jackson Glorification Day, and Festivus.
If I’ve left anyone out, it’s because your holiday doesn’t exist. That, or you don’t exist, but that would indicate the presence of paradoxes I don’t feel up to contemplating at the moment. So please, for my sake, try and exist. It just makes things easier.
Oh, and if you haven’t guessed, no comic today. Not like anyone’s even reading this anyhow – you’re all too busy opening presents and eating Ham. Delicious, delicious ham.