Panel 1
Greg: So, good news, bad news. The good news is that all of our bills were on auto-pay, which is why we still have power and running water. On the bad side of things: we need to get a new fridge.
Liz: Why? Did it stop working?
Panel 2
Greg: Not as such, but it’s harboring too much life to be considered inorganic at this point, so the easiest thing would just be to open the back door and let it run free.
Liz: Ew.
Panel 3
Liz: Oh, another bit of bad news: Harper’s never been enrolled a non- holographic school up to this point, so we get to explain that to a lot of fun people.
Greg: People homeschool all the time... that shouldn’t be a problem.
Panel 4
Greg: Oh! Of note - I found out that I haven’t been fired! After four years of being gone, I’ve actually been SUPER-fired! It’s the first time it’s happened. I got a certificate and everything.
Liz: Oh, well that’s nice!
Greg: I thought so.
Greg: So, good news, bad news. The good news is that all of our bills were on auto-pay, which is why we still have power and running water. On the bad side of things: we need to get a new fridge.
Liz: Why? Did it stop working?
Panel 2
Greg: Not as such, but it’s harboring too much life to be considered inorganic at this point, so the easiest thing would just be to open the back door and let it run free.
Liz: Ew.
Panel 3
Liz: Oh, another bit of bad news: Harper’s never been enrolled a non- holographic school up to this point, so we get to explain that to a lot of fun people.
Greg: People homeschool all the time... that shouldn’t be a problem.
Panel 4
Greg: Oh! Of note - I found out that I haven’t been fired! After four years of being gone, I’ve actually been SUPER-fired! It’s the first time it’s happened. I got a certificate and everything.
Liz: Oh, well that’s nice!
Greg: I thought so.