Greg: Woohoo! Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in T-minus five minutes!
Liz: I can’t remember the last time we had a full-on viewing party like this.

Tony: Probably Stargate Atlantis.
Liz: Nah, I never gave a crap about Stargate.

Dave: I just wanna find out how the hell they brought back Agent Coulson after what happened in The Avengers.

Greg: Probably the same way the cartoonist keeps bringing back Debbie.
Debbie: No, because Whedon’s explanation is most likely going to actually make SENSE.