Panel 1
Liz: Is there any reason you’re being a creeper?
Mae: I’m not being a creeper, I’m just staring steadfastly out the front window.
Panel 2
Liz: Right, I can see my mistake now.
Mae: The people from the furniture store gave us a delivery window of between noon and 4, and it’s currently 3:45. Our doorbell is broken, and I don’t feel confident in my ability to hear them knocking on the door from the other room.
Panel 3
Liz: Maybe when we finally get around to fixing the doorbell, we should replace it with one of those video doorbells so we can see who’s there.
Mae: And let it spy on us and send all that information to Facebook and Google? No thanks.
Panel 4
Liz: We literally have a sentient computer monitoring every corner of our house 24/7.
PAL: Yep! Hi guys! I’m here whenever you need me!
Mae: That’s different.
Mae: He only sends our personal information to Dave.
Liz: Is there any reason you’re being a creeper?
Mae: I’m not being a creeper, I’m just staring steadfastly out the front window.
Panel 2
Liz: Right, I can see my mistake now.
Mae: The people from the furniture store gave us a delivery window of between noon and 4, and it’s currently 3:45. Our doorbell is broken, and I don’t feel confident in my ability to hear them knocking on the door from the other room.
Panel 3
Liz: Maybe when we finally get around to fixing the doorbell, we should replace it with one of those video doorbells so we can see who’s there.
Mae: And let it spy on us and send all that information to Facebook and Google? No thanks.
Panel 4
Liz: We literally have a sentient computer monitoring every corner of our house 24/7.
PAL: Yep! Hi guys! I’m here whenever you need me!
Mae: That’s different.
Mae: He only sends our personal information to Dave.