Panel 1
Mae: There we go - I think that’s the last of the yard decorations. I still need to dig out the fog machines, though.
Harper: Good LORD we have a lot of Halloween decorations.
Panel 2
Mae: I mean, I always feel like we could add more.
Harper: Oh yeah, for SURE.
Panel 3
Harper: How ‘come we never decorate the outside of the house like this for Christmas?
Mae: Because Christmas is a crass celebration of conspicuous consumerism, and we keep our shame INSIDE the house.
Panel 4
Harper: …wait, but I LIKE Christmas!
Mae: SHHHH! Not out here where the neighbors can hear you, jeez!
Mae: There we go - I think that’s the last of the yard decorations. I still need to dig out the fog machines, though.
Harper: Good LORD we have a lot of Halloween decorations.
Panel 2
Mae: I mean, I always feel like we could add more.
Harper: Oh yeah, for SURE.
Panel 3
Harper: How ‘come we never decorate the outside of the house like this for Christmas?
Mae: Because Christmas is a crass celebration of conspicuous consumerism, and we keep our shame INSIDE the house.
Panel 4
Harper: …wait, but I LIKE Christmas!
Mae: SHHHH! Not out here where the neighbors can hear you, jeez!