Panel 1
Mae: OOF. I don’t think I’ve ever needed to lie down this badly. Getting older sucks.
Panel 2
Parker: DADDY! Can I have some Lucky Charms?
Mae: Oh, god… Parker, can’t you wait a while? I JUST laid down, buddy.
Panel 3
Parker: Nooo! I’m hungry though! Can I have them now pleeeeease?
Mae: Bud, I just laid down, and my back is killing me. They’re all the way on top of the cabinets.
Panel 4
Parker: It’s OK, daddy! I’ll get them!
Mae: No, Parks, it’s… *sigh*
Mae: …just… stack a few chairs on top of each other and try not to die.
Narration: Parent of the year!
Mae: OOF. I don’t think I’ve ever needed to lie down this badly. Getting older sucks.
Panel 2
Parker: DADDY! Can I have some Lucky Charms?
Mae: Oh, god… Parker, can’t you wait a while? I JUST laid down, buddy.
Panel 3
Parker: Nooo! I’m hungry though! Can I have them now pleeeeease?
Mae: Bud, I just laid down, and my back is killing me. They’re all the way on top of the cabinets.
Panel 4
Parker: It’s OK, daddy! I’ll get them!
Mae: No, Parks, it’s… *sigh*
Mae: …just… stack a few chairs on top of each other and try not to die.
Narration: Parent of the year!