Monday, May 17, 2021

May 17, 2021

May 2021

Panel 1
Mae: Okay, we’ve called you all together today because you’re the best at what you do.
Liz: Except for Alan.
Mae: Oh, right, no. Alan, you’re remarkably average.

Panel 2
Mae: Our target: The new realistic lightsaber that Disney announced last week.
Dave: Two weeks ago.
Mae: Shut UP.
Tony: So… point of order: You know I could just like, MAKE you a Lightsaber, right? I could pop down to my lab and be back in an hour, tops.

Panel 3
Liz: That did come up during the initial planning stages, yes - but after a brief conversation with the cartoonist, it turns out your engineering abilities are limited by the needs of a given plot line.
Tony: That’s absurd! I’ve MET the cartoonist personally! And even SHE can’t make that kind of drastic character alteration on a whim!

Panel 4
Cartoonist: For this plot, you need to be unfamiliar with the concept of a screwdriver.
Tony: What, you think you can just make up a word like “scroo-driver” and expect it to be some kind of big show of power or something?
Mae: I know she’s proving a point but this is just fundamentally WRONG.