Greg: I’m in the midst of a dilemma... with all of the awesome things that were announced at Comic Con, I’m not sure what to be most excited about.
Dave: Well, not to worry! I’ve actually got a pretty useful equation that will help figure that out.
Dave: Okay, let’s see... DC or Marvel?
Greg: Marvel.
Dave: Batman or Superman?
Greg: Oof...um, Batman?
Dave: Scale of 1 to 10, how hard is it to wait for the Doctor Who anniversary show?
Greg: Eleven.
Dave: Okay, so let’s see... if we assign e the value of your age, minus the square root of George R.R. Martin... ...then we can just use the equation e(cc) = r0 e 42 which gives us a value of...
Dave: ...IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
Greg: Are you sure you got the order of operations correct?
Dave: Well, not to worry! I’ve actually got a pretty useful equation that will help figure that out.
Dave: Okay, let’s see... DC or Marvel?
Greg: Marvel.
Dave: Batman or Superman?
Greg: Oof...um, Batman?
Dave: Scale of 1 to 10, how hard is it to wait for the Doctor Who anniversary show?
Greg: Eleven.
Dave: Okay, so let’s see... if we assign e the value of your age, minus the square root of George R.R. Martin... ...then we can just use the equation e(cc) = r0 e 42 which gives us a value of...
Dave: ...IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
Greg: Are you sure you got the order of operations correct?