Greg: Hey you! Excited to finally be coming home tomorrow? ...Oh, I’ve been hanging in there. It’s been rough though, let me tell you.

Greg: Well, you know how usually when you’re out of town I spend the entire time you’re gone walking around the house naked? ...Yeah, it’s a big part of my ritual.

Greg: Well, since I’ve got Harper around now, I can’t do my usual “naked time”. I’ve had to reign it in and only do it after she goes to bed at night. It’s just not the same, you know?

Greg: Look, without you around, this is literally the extent of my world. I’m not a terribly complicated individual.