Panel 1
Greg: So I mean, I know this is a Motel 6, and expectations need to be kept low… but that might be the worst shower in the entire world.
Liz: Oh lord, really?
Panel 2
Greg: Well, I might be speaking out of turn. See, I haven’t USED every shower in the world, so it’s a bit presumptuous of me to make a statement like that.
Greg: But I mean, I’m not sure HOW to make a worse shower, so maybe?
Panel 3
Greg: It’s got sort of the unholy trinity of low water pressure, hard water, and a shower head with too wide of a dispersal pattern. It takes forever just to get your hair wet, and it’s impossible to tell when you’ve washed out all the shampoo.
Greg: Honestly, you’d probably get a better showering experience by standing under a garden mister.
Panel 4
Greg: Anyway, your turn. Enjoy!
Liz: Coooool. Cool cool cool.
Greg: So I mean, I know this is a Motel 6, and expectations need to be kept low… but that might be the worst shower in the entire world.
Liz: Oh lord, really?
Panel 2
Greg: Well, I might be speaking out of turn. See, I haven’t USED every shower in the world, so it’s a bit presumptuous of me to make a statement like that.
Greg: But I mean, I’m not sure HOW to make a worse shower, so maybe?
Panel 3
Greg: It’s got sort of the unholy trinity of low water pressure, hard water, and a shower head with too wide of a dispersal pattern. It takes forever just to get your hair wet, and it’s impossible to tell when you’ve washed out all the shampoo.
Greg: Honestly, you’d probably get a better showering experience by standing under a garden mister.
Panel 4
Greg: Anyway, your turn. Enjoy!
Liz: Coooool. Cool cool cool.