Greg: Ugh. I had no idea kids could be so thoroughly efficient at spreading the plague.
Liz: Of course you did. Next to “being sticky”, that’s toddler stereotype number one.
Greg: Yeah, but typically they do so while around other children, or large groups of humans. I didn’t realize they could so effectively spread death without coming into contact with either.
Harper: WHEEE! Harper go fast!
Greg: ...Or without experiencing actual illness themselves.
Liz: Yeah, that part just ain’t fair.
Liz: Of course you did. Next to “being sticky”, that’s toddler stereotype number one.
Greg: Yeah, but typically they do so while around other children, or large groups of humans. I didn’t realize they could so effectively spread death without coming into contact with either.
Harper: WHEEE! Harper go fast!
Greg: ...Or without experiencing actual illness themselves.
Liz: Yeah, that part just ain’t fair.