maelyndean@gmail.com

Yeah, that's me - the lady who does all this stuff. Feel free to shoot me a line to say howdy, contact me for advertising inquiries, or if you're a wealthy Nigerian prince who has HUGE SUMS OF MONEY for me. Those are always appreciated.

elizabeth.e.dean@gmail.com

If you want to contact Liz, this is where you'd go. Feel free to send her your regards, and your sympathies for having to deal with me as a husband. You might want to avoid the "Do you REALLY know Greg?" e-mails, though... she gets somewhat annoyed by those. (Yes, she's gotten them before.)

hatemail@reallifecomics.com

If you can't STAND me for whatever reason, or if I do something that annoys you enough to want to e-mail me and complain about it, use the e-mail address above. Note: The "message undeliverable" notice you will recieve is just some weird glitch - I totally got the e-mail.