May 2, 2019

Thursday, May 2, 2019

May 2019


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Panel 1
Greg: What are you doing?
Tony: The math.

Panel 2
Tony: I am trying, with ALL OF MY MIGHT, to figure out how something like the Sonic movie gets made, based on the trailer they released yesterday.
Tony: Like, people were hired, licenses were given, big-name actors were brought on, and it just KEPT ON GOING. Nothing stopped it. They MADE A TRAILER, said “This is good”, and put it into the world.
Tony: After much calculation, there is only one possible conclusion.

Panel 3
Tony: Gee, it sure would be weird if a ham sandwich were to suddenly appear on my desk!
SFX: Pop!

Panel 4
Tony: We live in a universe in which only the most unlikely things are the ones that happen.
Greg: Ugh. No mayo.
Tony: It’s also a universe where everything sucks.