June 19, 2019

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Panel 1
Greg: Wanna give me a little more context on where all this is coming from?
Tony: Greg, I am, beyond any reasonable doubt, the finest scientific mind the world has ever known. I know how egotistical that sounds, but let’s just be honest about it.

Panel 2
Tony: I’ve invented multiple forms of time travel, created stable wormholes to other planets, visited other dimensions in the multiverse, and even modified the structural makeup of MARS. I have working teleporters, force fields, warp drives… you name it, I’ve invented it.

Panel 3
Tony: And I know I should be proud of myself, but it’s never been about HAVING stuff, it’s always been about pushing myself to see where I can go from here. And recently, I came to the realization that I have nothing left to invent. Everything I could possibly invent is just a rehash of something I’ve already done before.

Panel 4
Greg: OHHHH, damn! This is a midlife crisis!
Tony: Don’t be ridiculous. I’m going to live to be 165 before uploading my consciousness into an artificial body.
Tony: WHICH IS A THING I KNOW BECAUSE OF STUFF I’VE ALREADY INVENTED.