January 22, 2019

Tuesday, Jan 22, 2019

January 2019


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Panel 1
Liz: So what sort of nonsense is all this, then?
Greg: Historical research. Well, specifically major sporting events and stock market prices.

Panel 2
Greg: It occurred to me what if I were to find myself stranded in, say, the 1980’s, I don’t remember enough about specific events to be able to use them to my financial gain and set up a comfortable nest egg.
Greg: While investing in stocks like Apple or Google before they get huge is great, I need something I could use on any given day in history, in case those opportunities are years in the future.

Panel 3
Greg: Then I need to find the best way to catalog it and keep it on my person at all times, since it’s too much to commit to memory, and…
Liz: Look, I mean, I admire the work ethic and all, but do you really think it’s… likely...that…

Panel 4
Liz: Ok, I’ll cover baseball scores for the ‘60s and ‘70s, you get the ‘80s and ‘90s.
Greg: When we’re done, we’ll need to encode this and tattoo it on one of our butts.
Liz: Gee I wonder whose butt we will choose.